Saturday, May 28, 2011

My Review of Love Most Inconvenient By DJ Manly

Love Most Inconvenient By
 DJ Manly

Love Most Inconvenient is the first of 3 books of the same name, this one is three different stories of finding love when you least expect it and sometimes at the most inconvenient times.

The First of three stories is called No Vacancy. Here we met Manuel and John. Two complete opposites. Manuel is your typical hot built Cop and John is a budding Movie star looks and appearances are everything to him. Their first meeting was far from perfect. Manuel gets locked out of his own apartment nothing unusual being the resourceful cop that his was and not having talked to his roommate in a while he lets himself into his bedroom through a window. There His head is formally introduced to a Louie Ville Slugger. If first impressions are anything to go by John was not impressed by his late night Visitor. However sometimes things are not always as they appear and when you look past a person’s outsides you never know love just might find you.

Next in the Series is Right Before My Eyes. Here we meet Paul and Marco Delino. Paul works for WYRT Radio as a paper pusher (accounts and such) and the ever talented and dazzling Marco is the stations #1 Rock Jock; He is sex on a stick. Tall, Dark Handsome , a sexy smile that got him anything he wanted , voice that could make butter melt and surprisingly down to earth. He is everything a man could want and everything a smart man should stay away from or is He?  After helping him on his very first day of work they go out for drinks after work and maybe something more? However a chance meeting with the man whose job Paul got at Marco’s apartment sends Paul running and though they stay good friends Paul can’t help but wonder what might have been. Time a bad relationship, losing his own apartment and having to move into Marco’s starts to take its toll. Can Paul Find his Rock and Roll dream or is Marco going to fade into Rock and Roll Heaven? Sometimes you have to make your own music to find your way.

Finally we come to My Name is Dane. Here we meet Mild mannered Veterinarian Mark. Mark’s Family isn’t normal, than again who’s is?  However in this story his older brother Mark’s got a plain to say his oh so innocent sisters’ virtue is at stake so they go to kind the Cade who besmirched her honor and knocked her up. Well that doesn’t work out as planned and Christopher Hawkins doesn’t know what hit him or well in Mark’s cause preached to death. The man they brace knuckle and injected with heavens knows what fits the description their sister gave them but is it the right man? Here we have everything a person can love a well meaning brother caught between a rock and hard place. This man says His name is Dane but can he trust what his heart tells him or is his not good brother the little mobster he thinks he is right? Things take a turn for the worst when The Real Christopher shows up things take a turn for the worst or the best. Sometimes the worst circumstances love finds a way of happening.

I have never ever read a bad DJ Manly book. I have had the pleasure of reading a lot of his work. Honestly he was one of the first writers I was introduced too book wise and I am glad I never looked back. In Love Most Inconvenient is a wonderful light hearted love stories. Each book shows us something that we sometimes take for granted like first impressions aren’t always right, Sometimes the thing we need to most is right in front of us and last but not least some things aren’t always  as they appear and you need to trust that yourself and your inner voice.

On a Scale of 1-10 erect Peni I have to give this book 10 erect Peni the sex is hot as hell and require a cold shower afterwards.

On a scale of 1-10 on my must have /must read scale this book is off the scale I don’t think that anyone out there could dislike this book.

I think that these books are well worth the time and the read and can be found at

Saturday, May 14, 2011

My Review of The Love God of Indian Frybread By AJ Llewellyn

The Love God of Indian Frybread
A. J. Llewellyn
ISBN-13: 978-1-61124-104-4 (Electronic)
ISBN-13: 978-1-61124-959-0 (Paperback)
Ever BeleƱo is a collector of old Hollywood memorabilia. He's also a fan of dead people. Mummies are his special passion, just like flying saucers are his roommate Johnny's particular obsession. Ever's dark and gothic world might be lonely, but after a heart-breaking split with his ex, he wants it no other way...until he visits the sold-out Mummies of the World exhibit.
As Ever studies one particular ancient Egyptian mummy, he experiences the odd, chilly sensation of somebody touching and following him. Every time he turns to look, he thinks it's handsome but obnoxious security guard Chris Coelho, who snuck Ever into the exhibit as a favor. Chris clearly wants the favor returned, but would the man really feel up Ever in public? Ever isn't sure, but then once he goes home, weird things continue happening.
Chris shows up everywhere, but he's suddenly sweet, silly, profound and...Forgetful. After a torrid night of passion, Ever becomes hooked on the guy even as his feelings for Chris veer between desire and exasperation.
And then, the mummy Ever had been studying disappears from the exhibit. Could the events be connected? Could the spirit of the mummy have somehow followed him home? Is Ever losing his mind? Or is Chris really, as he says in a drunken moment, The Love God of Indian Frybread?

Yummy Sweets, Sexy Mummies and a Ouija boards! What more can a girl ask for in a book??? Well for this girl not a whole hell of a lot more.  The Love God of Indian Frybread is to me a Classic AJ Llewellyn novel… It’s sweet, funny, sexy, and has food sex. AJ have this innate ability to sweep a person into his novels, teach them something random about Ancient History, food, Or Old Hollywood they might not have known before...  

The Love God of Indian Frybread doesn’t fail to suck you in and keep you on edge till the very end... You truly feel what everyone is going through… Finding what feels like true love only to have that person do something Odd too, trying to impress and win a childs affection when they don’t share the same interests you do. This book really makes you ask yourself what I would do if…. 

I enjoyed this book more that I thought I might... I try to not judge a book by its cover and when I think AJ and Mummies something hotter and less creepy comes to mind... However don’t let the cover scare you this book is truly classic  AJ HOTNESS…

 Ever is to me a Classic hopeless romantic even if he doesn’t realize it... All Ever wants is for Love and Luck to shine in his direction and he is answered with Chris. Who isn’t what Ever was expecting but is he what he needs? Can first impressions be deceiving?  Well I ain't telling!!! However what I will tell you is  AJ Finds some very new and Very Different uses for his favorite food Cupcakes!  I don’t want to give away anything about this book other than if you Love Mummies, Old Hollywood, Cupcakes and sex  than this book is worth getting and reading... I highly recommend it and think all of you will love it too…

On my New Peni Scale I have to give this Book a 10 plus erect Peni for its use of food, creative use of a Condom and Just plain hot dirty sex. I also have to give AJ props for creative use of Cupcakes. 

On a Scale of 1-100 for Hotness I give The Love God of Indian Frybread a 99.9 ( I took away a fraction of a point because of AJ creative but non sexual use of a Cupcake) But Over all this book IS HOT and will leave you fanning and panting with need and hotness..

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Review of Blood Slave Chapter 2 of Nibiru Vampire Warriors - By AJ Llewellyn and DJ Manly

Nibiru Vampire Warriors - Chp. Two

                                                                   by A.J. Llewellyn | D.J. Manly
Chapter two in the Blood Slave: Nibiru Vampire Warriors Series

Zero finds being Stride's Blood Slave creates havoc for them both. They need each other for survival, but now Zero must also cope with his deepening love for the seemingly impervious Vampire Warrior.
In Book 2, surprises are in store for Zero whose dead lover, Daken, speaks to him, guiding him as the supposedly doomed planet they are on actually plays host to a multitude of hybrid communities, including a blood slave tribe serving a vampire queen. The slaves in question are a shock to both Stride and Zero whose push-pull relationship becomes even more aggressive now that Zero seems to have awoken long-dormant feelings in Stride.
The two vampires find lethal enemies at every turn. Who can they trust as danger lurks with each and every step? With the past coming back with a vengeance for Stride, an old enemy proves to be a formidable foe. Zero too, must face certain truths...or face a fate worse than being Stride’s blood slave.

AJ and DJ pick up where they left off in book one Zero and Stride are at each other’s throats as well as naming their unknown threat. Comes to Find out Zero isn’t the only who hates Stride and wants him dead… Well maybe Zero doesn’t want him dead *yet*. This book as is action packed and full of secret being reveled as well as the blood slave getting his own blood slave… Hmmm wonder how this one is going to end... I really don’t want to give away anything to those of you who haven’t read this books yet but let me tell you if you haven’t You really need too..  Every time I think Vampires can’t get any sexier they go and prove me wrong. Zero and Stride’s Need for and hate of each other is so palatable you can honestly taste it. They answer so many questions from book one only to leave you asking more questions in a good way... If I didn’t know that book three was coming out soon I swear to you I would be hunting me some writers!!!!! I GOTTA WANNA…. NO I NEEEEEEEEED to KNOW what is going to happen next!!!! I need to know who gets the happily ever after, who gets themselves dead and who the Real Blood Slave really will be… Because in my opinion sometimes the best slave to be is a slave to love…. 

When it comes to action suspense and Romance you can’t beat this book… AJ Llewellyn and DJ Manly have yet again made a timeless classic that I can honestly see standing the Test of time… Ann Rice, JR Ward and Bram Stoker look out you have 2 of the most talented writers I have ever been graced with reading hot on your tails.  This book leaves you not only wanting more but NEEDING more and in this day and age of Sparkly glittery girlie vampires it’s nice to be reminded that there are still hot, sexy, down and dirty over all REAL vampires still left in this world.

I give this book a whopping 10 Peni up for Sexy Hot Dirty Kinky Vampire sex…  Again sometimes it’s not the Quantity of sex but how well and hot how it is. When AJ and DJ Pair Up any sex is hot sex... Again I think this book proves just that!!
For over all Read I Recommend this book Whole Heartedly. If you haven’t read the Chapter 1 get it and read it!! This book is worth following unconditionally!!! So out of 10 possible must have this book Rates at Over 100% a MUST HAVE AND MUST READ!!!

I know it seems like I girlie gush when I review books but when I love something I love it whole heartedly and AJ Llewellyn and DJ Manly Have never wrote a book together or Separate that I haven’t loved.. I feel that they deserve every gush, Squeal and Peni Salute I have in me! I will encourage anyone and EVERYONE to go out and get their books and READ READ READ them!!!!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Random Thoughts Feels and Naked Men

It's been a while since i blogged i am behind on reviews and Naked men....So here it is Naked men......